michael girls are so protective of michael it’s so cute. like the second anyone sends him hate or says he’s ugly it’s like we’re preparing for war. we will defend that precious little flower until we’re bloody and breathing our last breath. and you can’t tell me that he wouldn’t do the same.
i’d rather be a skittle than a human
"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"
*orders 420 donuts* aha glaze it lmao
Bio teacher : we’re all homooooooooooooooo-
Me : SEXUAL !
Bio teacher : Sapiens. We’re all homosapiens.
I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.
when you make a joke and no one laughs